Quiris in Demon Realms? WTH!?

(You don't need to star anything with me. I really don't mind :3)

Quiris smile, sitting up, hand resting on Kaderlyn. "I don't mind shopping" he said brightly, always making new purchases when he felt like it.
Unless it was food shopping. Then it was hell.

(otay :3 did you get my pm? lol its about the classroom thread but now I'm not so sure you got it >.<)

"Oh really? How does furniture shopping sound?" He said brightly. Andy hated any kind of shopping except food shopping, which he used to find okay, until Andy tried to teach him how to cook. That was torture as he'd never seen before. He played with Quiris' hair, which was hanging in his face.

(I maybe did. I should look )

Quiris smiled, blowing hair away from his face. "Sounds good." he said, with a wink.

(I looked back and it said it sent lol so I was like okay then hehe)

Kaderlyn smiled back slyly, then realized Quiris had him pinned down, unable to get up.

Quiris smiled, sliding off of him. He stretched and yawned, cracking his neck and his back.

Kaderlyn chuckled and got up, stretching as well, though not cracking anything but his shoulder.

Quiris smiled. "I'd lead the way, but I don't know where I'm going so..." he said, putting his arm out for Kaderlyn to lead the way.

Kaderlyn got up and put on his long expensive jacket, then smiled at Quiris, leading the way out and staring in amusement at all the blown up bits of Valkyri, shaking his head at their idiocy.

"Oh well now I feel underdressed" Quiris said, as a black coat appeared in his hands. He slipped it on, smiling as he stepped over pieces of gore, trying not to get his shoes dirty.

The hellhounds were everywhere, quite happy and eating the bits up, ignoring the glowing wings. Kaderlyn rolled his eyes, walking towards the garden gate. "Mortal shopping or here shopping?"

"Whatever you think will procure us a better sofa bed" Quiris said, following Kaderlyn, casually checking him out from behind.

"Let's go have fun with the mortals then." He said cheerfully, stepping out of the gate, unaware he was being checked out, walking towards the huge swirling portal amidst the black ground and torched plants. He was writing glowing red symbols in the air as he walked, muttering spells.

"Fancy" Quiris said, not used to a magic he didn't know about. It unnerved him slightly, but he didn't show it.

He did a final symbol and the portal looked like it shuddered, then some black stuff came from it. Kaderlyn, whistling, gestured at Quiris to step through.

Quiris hesitated. "I'm sorry if I'm being rude. But I don't know where that goes" he said, a little suspicious. He wasn't going to go jumping in random portals.

"I reprogrammed it to allow you through without feeding you to the shadows." He smiled, amused at his daughter. "And also to drop us off in Vegas, my personal favorite place to shop." He stepped through, arriving on the strip.

"How thoughtful" Quiris said, stepping through. As soon as he saw Vegas, he burst out laughing remembering Roran's face. Gods, he never wanted to forget that moment.

"What's so funny?" Kaderlyn grinned, wanting to know. He checked out a particularly attractive woman who started walking faster, hobbling on 4 inch heels.

"Oh, I married a man here. He was an already married straight man with a good reputation" Quiris smiled, hands in his pockets.

"You- oh how I would have loved to have been to that wedding!" He laughed so hard, one mortal fainted, being a very pretty girl. The others ran, as they did not like his laugh.

Quiris smiled. "I was rather intoxicated. You have an ...unusual laugh" he said, raising an eyebrow.

"I was born in the era of weird laughs, mine was considered normal then." He stopped, smiling and checking out the girl who had fainted.

"Ha, everything was posh when I was born" Quiris smiled, wishing it was the way it used to be. Not with these equal rights. And women wearing trousers? Preposterous.

"Those were the good times." He nodded, wishing the same thing. In his time, it had been the witch trials.

"True. But the skirts have gotten shorter" Quiris chuckled, following Kaderlyn.