Quiris in Demon Realms? WTH!?

Kaderlyn rolled his eyes, deciding he was a soft soul. Kaderlyn often liked to get in the heat of the battle. "Valkyri broke the treaty, and are trying to squish us. However, we are squishing them." He smiled easily.

"I'm not in the mood for fighting" Quiris said, leaning back. "That's nice" he said, with a yawn.

"I can tell." He decided he was lazy.

"But if you need the help" Quiris said, closing his eyes, with a casual flick of his hand, starting to drift off.

"How so?" He raised his eyebrows. Considering they had broken the treaty by bringing the fight to the neutral realms, he had the witches and dragons on his side.

Quiris shrugged. "I might have a few soldiers to spare" he said, eyes still closed.

(so whatcha doin?)

"And here you said you aren't anyone of importance." He raised an eyebrow, not sure to be p*ssed at being lied to or appreciate the lie.

(fyi made the dance/detention thread in classrooms )

(Playing oblivion :3)

Quiris shrugged. "I lied" he said, not really caring.

(fuuuun! XD I want that game >.<)

"Mhm." Kaderlyn shrugged, knowing he would probably lie to him as well.

(It's good)

Quiris smiled. "I'd rather be an ally" he nodded, with a yawn.

(*grabby hands* gimme!)

"Of whom?" If he said Valkyri Kaderlyn was gonna be p*ssed, he was starting to like him.

"You obviously" Quiris said, rolling his eyes. "Yes. I come here, chat with you, drink your wine, to become someone else's ally" he laughed

"Well, I have rules on that sort of thing. What kingdom are you?" If he was some nancy boy's kingdom he could just toddle on off back to his mother.

"Of course. It's known as the Dark Realm. Some people call it hell, but it's not that bad" Quiris shrugged

"Oh. Dark Realms sounds like a nice place." He nodded. "Now, any goody goody two shoes in that realm?" He was now checking off a list, which was very exstensive. He had lots of rules about allies, which was one of the reasons he didn't have any.

"Eh" Quiris shrugged. "There's Roran's excuse for a kingdom, one infested with elves, and a few other realms I don't care about" he said, wanting to lie down.

Kaderlyn did lie down, summoning a metal servant to check and uncheck things about the Demon Realms, looking it up on the magical internet that Kaderlyn had no patience for. "Elves are okay, if they aren't meddlesome. Humans.....bleh." He shuddered.

Quiris shrugged "Don't like elves. Humans are fun though" he said, lying down. "Fun to hunt" he laughed

"They are that. And annoy. They seem to p*ss their pants when I go to play with them." Kaderlyn smiled, amused. The servant person was going really fast, and nearly done.

"How did you get behind me?!" Quiris mocked, one of the most frequent questions he was asked.
"Do you have any women I can...borrow? Or men" Quiris shrugged, not really caring which.

"L-l-leave me a-alone and I won't call the cops!" Kaderlyn mocked, as he got that saying a lot. He summoned a thick book with detailed pictures and tossed it one handed at him. "Take your pick, there's 10 volumes of those." All the pictures were of them unclothed.

Quiris nodded, flicking through the book. "I'd be happy just with this book to be honest" he laughed, flicking through it. He hummed, choosing three. "Her, her and him" he said, finding them particularly attractive from the pictures he'd glanced at.

"Okay." He got his robot servant, who had finished to go get them. "Clothed or naked?" Kaderlyn looked bemusedly at the long check list, showing Quiris to be the perfect ally-a score no one had gotten. "Well, looks like you've got yourself an ally." He said, tossing the checklist on the floor.

"Whatever works" Quiris said, not really caring. He glanced at the checklist, but said nothing about it. "Excellent" he smiled "Trade might be a good idea also..." he said, as he ran his tongue along his teeth.