Bard Quest

(Oh XD)

>Arella: Check outside the window.

Since trusting random sounds has always proved to be a good idea, she hurridly runs over and peeks out the window, curious

Zan wrote:

(Oh XD)

>Arella: Check outside the window.

Since trusting random sounds has always proved to be a good idea, she hurridly runs over and peeks out the window, curious

A man is climbing up a ladder to reach your cell, shouting about how he's coming to get you. The ladder suddenly breaks and he falls to the ground and dies. The end.

What will you do now?

>Examine floor.
>Use the mystical powers you never knew you had to reassemble the ladder into a robot (whatever a robot is).
>But really examine the floor.

>Arella:Use the mystical powers you never knew you had to reassemble the ladder into a robot (whatever a robot is).

Arella isn't entirely sure what in the world she's thinking, but she attempts to make a ri-bet

Zan wrote:

>Arella:Use the mystical powers you never knew you had to reassemble the ladder into a robot (whatever a robot is).

Arella isn't entirely sure what in the world she's thinking, but she attempts to make a ri-bet

It doesn't work.

What will you do now?

>Examine the floor.
>Examine the floor.
>Examine the floor.
>Say hello to the pumpkin in the corner.

(I feel like I need to examine the floor, but...)

>Arella: Say hello to the pumpkin in the corner.

She hugs the pumpkin

Zan wrote:

(I feel like I need to examine the floor, but...)

>Arella: Say hello to the pumpkin in the corner.

She hugs the pumpkin

What pumpkin? There is no pumpkin.

What will you do now?

>Examine the floor.
>Run to the window and throw up on the dead man.
>Examine
>The
>Floor

>Arella: Run to the window and throw up on the dead man.

She tries to throw up out the window

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Run to the window and throw up on the dead man.

She tries to throw up out the window

It turns out the dead man is an alive man who has just woken up and is now extremely ticked off.

What will you do?

>Greet him with a wave.
>Throw a pumpkin down to him through the bars some how.
>Examining the floor is still AN option.

>Arella: Examining the floor is still and option.

She finally stops to examine the floor

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Examining the floor is still and option.

She finally stops to examine the floor

You pick up a clump of nutrients-enriched dirt. Sweet spice of the earth! You sit in hushed awe of the luster of the brown gold.

You wonder why the nagging voice in your head kept telling you to do this. It's kind of pointless.

What will you do now?

>Battle the guard that's standing behind you, ready to rough you up for assaulting two officers!
>That guard doesn't exist. Go check out that cool machine in the corner.

>Arella: Battle the guard that's standing behind you, ready to rough you up for assaulting two officers!

She may not be entirely sure what's real and what isn't anymore, but she attacks the guard with pitiful slap attacks

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Battle the guard that's standing behind you, ready to rough you up for assaulting two officers!

She may not be entirely sure what's real and what isn't anymore, but she attacks the guard with pitiful slap attacks

You get pounded and start losing your vision.
But by a crazy turn of events, something happens, and you switch places. Not bodies, but you turn out and harmed, the guard slumped againt the door with his face to it, covered in blood. You sure did a mean one on him. Or something else made you.

What will you do now?

>Decapitate him with his knife and stick his head in a near-by pumpkin as a proper send-off.
>Pick up the body and dance the tango with it.

>Arella: Decapitate him with his knife and stick his head in a near-by pumpkin as a proper send-off.


She quickly decapitates him and goes to put it in the pumpkin, hoping it's real this time

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Decapitate him with his knife and stick his head in a near-by pumpkin as a proper send-off.


She quickly decapitates him and goes to put it in the pumpkin, hoping it's real this time

The pumpkin is in fact real.
It then disappears with the head in it.

What will you do now?

>Unlock cell door using the bloody key on the guard's person.
>Comment for Romney, Like for Obama.
>Wonder what that last command is even supposed to mean.

>Arella: Unlock cell door using the bloody key on the guard's person.

She unlocks the door

(The quality of my posts ahs gone down considerably)

Cheeseh wrote:

Aimee wrote:

>Mia: Hand him the food and ask him if he'd like to be your companion.

"Here" she smiles, offering it to him. "Would you like to come on an adventure with me?" She asks

The Carapace Man takes it and chows down, giving her a small nod and an excited look in his eyes.

What will you do now?

>Fashion more suitable armor for the man out of a few of your dragon corpse satchels.
>Give him a silly nickname.

>Mia: Fashion more suitable armor for the man out of a few of your dragon corpse satchels.

She decides that she has far too many of them anyway, and that the little man could use some armour. "Here" she says, holding it out for him.

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Unlock cell door using the bloody key on the guard's person.

She unlocks the door

(The quality of my posts ahs gone down considerably)

It's the wrong key! Stupid guards, putting fake keys on their persons for...laughs, you suppose. No other reason to put fake keys on the ring. Probably makes it pretty hard to find the real one, you think.

What will you do now?

>Rips out the mans intestines and throw them out the window to use as a rope once you figure out how to get the bars off.
>Search the guard's coat and pockets.
>Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get down tonight. Get down tonight.

>Arella: Search the guard's coat and pockets


Arella starts digging though his pockets, hoping to find something interesting.

Or a key, that'd be nice too...

she'd prefer something shiny.

Aimee wrote:

Cheeseh wrote:

Aimee wrote:

>Mia: Hand him the food and ask him if he'd like to be your companion.

"Here" she smiles, offering it to him. "Would you like to come on an adventure with me?" She asks

The Carapace Man takes it and chows down, giving her a small nod and an excited look in his eyes.

What will you do now?

>Fashion more suitable armor for the man out of a few of your dragon corpse satchels.
>Give him a silly nickname.

>Mia: Fashion more suitable armor for the man out of a few of your dragon corpse satchels.

She decides that she has far too many of them anyway, and that the little man could use some armour. "Here" she says, holding it out for him.

The man takes it and stares, turning it around a few times, then tilts her head at her.
He does not wear anything but rags.

What will you do now?

>Help him wrap himself in it.
>Seriously, give him a nickname.

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Search the guard's coat and pockets


Arella starts digging though his pockets, hoping to find something interesting.

Or a key, that'd be nice too...

she'd prefer something shiny.

There in fact was something shiny! A small coin.
What a discovery!

What will you do now?

>Do a victory dance.
>Ask the pumpkin in the corner if it would like to borrow the coin.

>Arella: Do a victory dance

Arella cheers, over excited about finding a coin, and actually starts dancing around.

She really is smart, she just.. yeah, she's an idiot.

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Do a victory dance

Arella cheers, over excited about finding a coin, and actually starts dancing around.

She really is smart, she just.. yeah, she's an idiot.

Wow, you're really excited! That's nice.

What will you do now?

>List the first ten numbers of Pi.
>Look outside the window.
>Examine that ground again.

>Arella: List the first ten numbers of Pi

She attempts to list the first ten numbers of Pi for no real reason at all, but can't get very far and has to ask herself how much Pi is and if she can eat it

Cheeseh wrote:

The man takes it and stares, turning it around a few times, then tilts her head at her.
He does not wear anything but rags.

What will you do now?

>Help him wrap himself in it.
>Seriously, give him a nickname.

>Mia: Seriously, give him a nickname.

"Hmm...you need a name. Mayo...? Yorma? Morya? Hmmm" she says, rubbing her chin. "I don't know. Do you have any ideas?" she asks him, deciding nicknames aren't a strength of hers.

Well that was useless.

What will you do now?

>Beat down the door.
>Look for more pumpkins.