Bard Quest

Aimee wrote:

>Mia: Hand him the food and ask him if he'd like to be your companion.

"Here" she smiles, offering it to him. "Would you like to come on an adventure with me?" She asks

The Carapace Man takes it and chows down, giving her a small nod and an excited look in his eyes.

What will you do now?

>Fashion more suitable armor for the man out of a few of your dragon corpse satchels.
>Give him a silly nickname.

(so yes... attempting this though I see my failure in the future XD)

>Arella: Introduce yourself

Arella appearsto be surprisingly relaxed as she introduces herself to the king, though she does forget to curtsy. She calm appearance didn't even falter when she forgot the her instrument, which was a rather embarrassing mistake for a bard to make

Zan wrote:

(so yes... attempting this though I see my failure in the future XD)

>Arella: Introduce yourself

Arella appearsto be surprisingly relaxed as she introduces herself to the king, though she does forget to curtsy. She calm appearance didn't even falter when she forgot the her instrument, which was a rather embarrassing mistake for a bard to make

The king is unamused with your forgetfulness.

You are beheaded, your head stuck on a spear and planted in the middle of the town for all to see.
Until it starts to rot three and a half days later, then one of the guards tosses it into a dumpster behind the butcher's shop.

What will you do now?

>[Start again] Shine his shoes.
>[Start again] Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen!

(... )


>Arella: Shine his shoes

Arella decides shining his shoes would be a wonderful idea and doesn't realize that she also forgot to bring proper shoe shining equipment with her when she left her house this morning until she's already about to start. After thinking for a moment she simply improvises, using spit and a handkerchief she used just before entering the room

Zan wrote:

(... )


>Arella: Shine his shoes

Arella decides shining his shoes would be a wonderful idea and doesn't realize that she also forgot to bring proper shoe shining equipment with her when she left her house this morning until she's already about to start. After thinking for a moment she simply improvises, using spit and a handkerchief she used just before entering the room

You hock a mean one into your trusty rag and set to work. This crusty old king will warm up to you yet!

You are catapulted into the ocean.

What will you do now?

>[Start again] Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen!
>[Start again] Ask a nearby guard to drop you a beat and free-style rap about the king's awesomeness.

>Arella: Ask a nearby guard to drop you a beat and free-style rap about the king's awesomeness.

Arella does her best to convince the guard to drop a beat, which includes explaining what that means. After a while she succeeds and starts rapping, making up half of the words used

>Violet: Introduce yourself

Violet charmingly introduces herself,in an errily mysterious way. But as the delicous scent of blood fills her nostrils her eyes widen and her lips curl into a sinister smile.

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Ask a nearby guard to drop you a beat and free-style rap about the king's awesomeness.

Arella does her best to convince the guard to drop a beat, which includes explaining what that means. After a while she succeeds and starts rapping, making up half of the words used

The king is amused.

BUT NOT AMUSED ENOUGH.

You are thrown in the tower dungeon, because the king feels like killing you is cliché, for some reason.

What will you do now?

>Look out the bared up window.
>Pick up the key on the ground.
>Put that tasty and important looking pumpkin in your inventory.

>Arella: Put that tasty and important looking pumpkin in your inventory.

Arella spots a pumpkin on the ground nearby and, not stopping to wonder why it's that, picks it up and tries to bite it since it is her favorite food of all time. Biting it doesn't do much good though so she decides to save it, but isn't really sure where to put it. After a moment of "careful consideration" she puts it up her shirt, giggling at how pregnant she looks

Katie wrote:

>Violet: Introduce yourself

Violet charmingly introduces herself,in an errily mysterious way. But as the delicous scent of blood fills her nostrils her eyes widen and her lips curl into a sinister smile.

The king stares blankly at Violet's smile.

He is not amused as she is. He commands her to play a song.

What will you do now?

>Play a righteous lick on your lute.
>Slam the lute down on the floor with your tongue stuck really far out, singing about wanting to rock n' roll all night.
>Do a seductive dance, singing the mating call of the koala bear (so majestic).

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Put that tasty and important looking pumpkin in your inventory.

Arella spots a pumpkin on the ground nearby and, not stopping to wonder why it's that, picks it up and tries to bite it since it is her favorite food of all time. Biting it doesn't do much good though so she decides to save it, but isn't really sure where to put it. After a moment of "careful consideration" she puts it up her shirt, giggling at how pregnant she looks

What pumpkin?
There is definitely no pumpkin around here. You simply realize you might need to go on a diet. You heard MeanCuisine is having a sale. You mentally add buying a few meals to your to do list for when you get out of here.

What will you do now?

>Pick up the key on the floor.
>Look out the window.
>Slam your fist against the door and scream as loud and obnoxiously as possible.

>Arella: Pick up the key on the floor.

Feeling quite foolish after trying to eat an imaginary pumpkin and embarrassed after realizing she's sort of kind of chubby, Arella picks up the key, wondering if it tastes like pumpkin. She quickly stops thinking like that, realizing it's silly

Violet>Do a seductive dance, singing the mating call of the koala bear

Violet comences to dance in seductive manner.While singing the mating call of a koala bear.

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Pick up the key on the floor.

Feeling quite foolish after trying to eat an imaginary pumpkin and embarrassed after realizing she's sort of kind of chubby, Arella picks up the key, wondering if it tastes like pumpkin. She quickly stops thinking like that, realizing it's silly

When you look at your hand, you realize there is no key, and your fingertips are now stained black. You look down. It was only a drawing of a key on the floor.
Guards. The d*mn jerky pranksters.

What will you do now?

>Look out that window.
>Punch the door and scream.
>Knock on the wall in hopes to strike up a conversation with your neighbor.

Katie wrote:

Violet>Do a seductive dance, singing the mating call of the koala bear

Violet comences to dance in seductive manner.While singing the mating call of a koala bear.

The mating call of a koala bar is a stupid-sounding grunt, and not in the least seductive.
The king is unamused by your tomfoolery.
You are kicked out of the palace by one of the guards.

What will you do now?

>Head to the butcher and purchase 5 bratwurst.
>Go to the armory and chat up the blacksmith.
> Squawk like a chicken.

Violet> Go to the armory and chat up the blacksmith

You frown and glare at the guards as they toss you out.Before proceeding to go to the blacksmith..maybe you can get something out of him.

Katie wrote:

Violet> Go to the armory and chat up the blacksmith

You frown and glare at the guards as they toss you out.Before proceeding to go to the blacksmith..maybe you can get something out of him.

You walk to the blacksmiths', and are greeted with a friendly smile.
"'Ow ya doin' today, Miss Violet?" the blacksmith asks, stepping away from a recent project he was watching cool and coming up to shake her hand over the counter.

>Arella: Knock on the wall in hopes to strike up a conversation with your neighbor.

Arella pouts, deciding to just look for someone to talk to. After attempting and failing to draw a person with the ink on her fingers, she starts knocking loudly on the wall

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Knock on the wall in hopes to strike up a conversation with your neighbor.

Arella pouts, deciding to just look for someone to talk to. After attempting and failing to draw a person with the ink on her fingers, she starts knocking loudly on the wall

"What do you want?" yells a voice from the other side.

What will you do now?

>Tell him you're bored.
>Ask him if he wants to partner up to break out of the prison.
>Call his mother a llama.
>Say never mind and knock on that door.

>Arella: Say never mind and knock on that door.

Arella forgets what she was going to say "Nevermind, sorry for bothering you!" She shrugs and, after thinking, starts kicking and hitting the door like a madwoman

Zan wrote:

>Arella: Say never mind and knock on that door.

Arella forgets what she was going to say "Nevermind, sorry for bothering you!" She shrugs and, after thinking, starts kicking and hitting the door like a madwoman

Your clumsy fist accidentally flies through the bars, knocking out a passer-by. Keys from his key ring jangle on the floor.
You wonder where that non-existent pumpkin went.

What will you do now?

>Ask dungeon master if there is a way out of the room.
>Ask the dungeon master for his keys.
>Bust a move. You want it. You got it.

Cheeseh wrote:

Katie wrote:

Violet> Go to the armory and chat up the blacksmith

You frown and glare at the guards as they toss you out.Before proceeding to go to the blacksmith..maybe you can get something out of him.

You walk to the blacksmiths', and are greeted with a friendly smile.
"'Ow ya doin' today, Miss Violet?" the blacksmith asks, stepping away from a recent project he was watching cool and coming up to shake her hand over the counter.

Violet returns the smile. "Im doing just fine,and you?" She asked,returning the handshake,with her ice cold grip.

Katie wrote:

Cheeseh wrote:

Katie wrote:

Violet> Go to the armory and chat up the blacksmith

You frown and glare at the guards as they toss you out.Before proceeding to go to the blacksmith..maybe you can get something out of him.

You walk to the blacksmiths', and are greeted with a friendly smile.
"'Ow ya doin' today, Miss Violet?" the blacksmith asks, stepping away from a recent project he was watching cool and coming up to shake her hand over the counter.

Violet returns the smile. "Im doing just fine,and you?" She asked,returning the handshake,with her ice cold grip.

"I'm great! So, wot'cha want to but today?"

What will you say?

>"I want to look at your finest armor."
>"Your newest swords would be a pleasure to look through."
>"HONK."

(*stares at the words bust a move and just thinks of dancing*

.. You give me things and I just can't use them properly XD *just uses a different one though bust a move is her favouritest*)

>Arella: Ask the dungeon master for his keys.

Arella first tries to get his attention. By waving her arm frantically. Once he was paying attention to her she thought about what she had been about to ask, unsure if it was the wisest thing to do. Being the unwise person she was, decided it was a brilliant idea and asked for his keys in a very untactful way

Zan wrote:

(*stares at the words bust a move and just thinks of dancing*

.. You give me things and I just can't use them properly XD *just uses a different one though bust a move is her favouritest*)

>Arella: Ask the dungeon master for his keys.

Arella first tries to get his attention. By waving her arm frantically. Once he was paying attention to her she thought about what she had been about to ask, unsure if it was the wisest thing to do. Being the unwise person she was, decided it was a brilliant idea and asked for his keys in a very untactful way

((You want it, you got it, oh, you want it, baby, you got it.
*What I meant by bust a move*))

The dungeon master is unconcious!
You hear shouting from the window.

What will you do?

>Cut up the pumpkin in the corner and throw pieces at the master until he wakes up.
>Check outside the window.
>Contemplate the meaning of life.