CHHEEZEERSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

((I'm so tempted to make the spider like an extremely grouchy old man and make it yell "GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN BUTTERFLY YA LITTLE F*GGOTS!" and then have it beat them up with a stick.
But no.))

Giant spider, dripping fangs, you know how it goes. It had a purple hue to its body, as well. "Well, we have that," PJ said, still standing stock-still. "That might have been reason not to."

(but that would be hilarious xD )

Tristan became pale. "Thats.. a big spider." he took a step back, shaking.

((Then that's what I'm gonna do.))

PJ then became the half-wolf, half-human thing he was before, got down on all fours in a ready-to-pounce position, and then stepped in front of Tristan. "GIMMIE BACK MAH DINNER YA LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECES OF SH*T!" it yelled with a cranky old man who just needs to drop off the face of the Earth all ready's voice. PJ froze. "That...was unexpected."
The spider then proceeded to almost bash PJ's brains in with a cane-like stick.

Tristan's mouth dropped in horror as he watched the scene in front of him. This wasn't.. normal... at all.. Grabbing a rock, Tristan threw it at the spiders head, hoping to distract him.

"WHAT THE HELL?" it yelled, and went to take a swipe at Tristan, which PJ intercepted with his face. "Go Go Go Go Next Room Now Please," he said to Tristan, took a swipe with his claws at the spider, then started backing towards the door to the next room, standing in front of Tristan to protect him.

"I- GOT IT!" Tristan bolted to the door, being careful on the way. He grabbed the handle and threw the door open.

In PJ went while turning human. He grabbed the back of Tristan's shirt and pulled him toward him so he was entierly inside, then slammed the door in the spider's face. "F*CKING F*GGOTS! GIVE IT BACK!" it screamed, beating on the door loudly.

Tristan grabbed Pj by the arm and backed up, still worried it would get at them.

"...okay." PJ exhaled deeply. "I think we're safe." He bit his lip and glanced at Tristan, who seemed a bit shaken, so he gave him a comforting pat on the back and a small hug before releasing his lanky arm from Tristan's grip.

Tristan enjoyed the hug, probably more then he should have. Still, it brought him great comfort. "Lets.. not do that again, alright?" he glanced around, wondering what else could come their way.

"You have a deal." PJ gave Tristan a small smiled, then glanced around as well. "Well, this looks better." The room was square and the walls were a clean, off-white stone. In the center was a small pool with a frog hopping around from lily pad to lily pad with a bored air to its leap.

Frogs? he could deal with frogs. "I wonder where we should go next.." he contemplated, looking around for any door that might be around.

Nope, no doors. The banging on the door behind them stopped, most likely the spider giving up. "Hello, sir!" PJ said, stepping up to the small pool and offering a grin. Blood ran down his cheek from the stick-beatings, and he wobbled as he walked, but hey, he could still function. The frog paused and hopped over, offering a nod and a croak.

Tristan watched PJ hobble, guilt building up inside of him. He felt like all the injuries Pj had.. they were all his fault. Why? because he never seemed to be able to protect himself. Pj always did it instead. He clutched his fists as he followed him, staring at the large frog without really seeing him.

((


Beautiful.))

"Right, yes, sir. Oh, you mean my head? Yeah...it really hurts. The spider in the other room. What so you mean? There is another room," PJ said to the wrong, and, with a puzzled look, turned to where Tristan and him had come in and saw there was no door there. "Huh...oh, well, anyway, sorry for scaring you, sir. Oh, yeah, I'll be fine. I'm used to pain."

(XD )

Tristan couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. Playing with the zipper to his sweatshirt, he just kinda.. stood there.

"Okay! Well, come on!" And with that, the frog hopped onto PJ's shoulder. PJ slowly stood, holding his arms out to keep balanced, then turned to Tristan with his usual grin. "Now, we must find a way out."

"...Easier said then done." he stared at the frog. He glanced around, walking a bit. "I dont see any. Maybe we could climb out of a window?" he laughed as if it was funny.

Ribbet.
"Oh, of course!" PJ remarked and smiled, then stepped forward towards the edge of the pool. Deep breath, step forward, sinking to the bottom. It was deeper than it appeared. The frog had stayed on the edge, hopping off while PJ was taking a deep breath.

"What the- PJ!" Tristan yelled, trying to rush and grab him before he vanished. "HEY!" he dug his hand into the water, as if he could possibly grab him.

Nothing, just an icy chill running up Tristan's arm, as the water was freezing. "Croaaaaaaaak," went the frog to Tristan, as if it expected he could understand as well.

Tristan pulled his arm out, chillded and hugged himself. "What?" he asked the frog rudely.

The frog hopped back a bit, offended, then shook its head and croaked two times. "BAAAAHHHH!" breathed in PJ as he came up for air on the other side of the pool. He coughed and choked on some water he had swallowed, then shook some water out of his hair.

"PJ!!"" Tristan got up and ran around, pulling PJ's face into a tight hug. "you are a complete idiot! Don't do things without talking to me!" his face was stretched with worry.

"Oh my God can't breathe please get your chest out of my face because it's making it hard to breathe," PJ mumbled, flailing his head around a bit.