Azure's house....cause I'm bored

"I wonder how creepy he'll be when he's an adult.." She changed the subjecy

I changed it back. "You were saying?" I ignored what she said, I had been the biggest creep when I was a child, between me and her godmother/adoptive aunt he'd be the biggest creep in the world.

Muse frowned, pretending she wasn't sure what Azure was talking about "Saying? About what?"

"You have an awful lying face. Your right eye twitches." I commented, grinning.

".. No it doesn't" She frowned "Does it?"

I nodded, grinning. "Just tell me, he doesn't even know what words are yet so." I commented, narrowing my eyes at his now mad face, tearing up the already-tore-up teddy bear.

She sighed "Let's just say I was being a bit perverted, ok?" She turned to watch Keiran

"Muse, I am getting drunk enough to want details." I said, now getting tipsy, drinking vodka now. Bloody vodka.

"Mostly wondering what it would be like if they were a couple" She shrugged, she had actually been about to write... stories. Really.. really dirty stories.

"Nice, they'd be a bickering old couple that would be fun to watch!" I said, slurring a bit. Keiran crawled over by Muse, watching her in a creepy way that reminded me of Quiris once again.

Muse looked down at Keiran, frowning.

"I hope he gets more of me when he grows up, if he doesn't, I might go mad." I commented dryly.

"What? Don't want a little Quiris wandering about?"

"Musey, when he starts getting freaky I'll just send him over to you okay? See how you like it." I rolled my eyes, drinking some more while Keiran watched Muse with unwavering creepy eyes.

"The kids might like it." She shrugged, frowning at her empty bottle

I tossed her another bottle. "Goodie they can have him. He already gnawed and destroyed his crib. Twice." I commented.

Muse caught and grinned, opening it "Twice?"

"Yes twice. Second time I just went and bought him another." I sighed, finding myself having a headache over this. "I'm not having any other kids, forget it." I shook my head.

(...that's what you think..... )

"You can't tell the future Zuri, you might have like.. 5 more." She decided to ignore Keiran's strange stare

I glared at Muse. "Musey, if a guy tries to come and violate me for a lack of a better word, he'll get my heel," I brought up my lovely boot heels for her to see, "In the special place and arse." I drank some more, brooding. Keiran watched Muse for another minute with a solemn expression, then got straight up and walked away. Azure widened her eyes and cussed.

"Oh, who said they'd have to violate you? There might be one guy you're willing to... do it with." She didn't notice Keiran wandering away

I glowered at Keiran's now walking up the stairs. For devil's sake, he was only a few weeks old! "Doubtful. Not if it meant more creepy children." I shuddered.

Muse glanced over her shoulder "Don't think he should be able to do that..." She shook her head "There is a thing called protection."

I growled. "I know. There has to be something from my side that is making him learn like this...I haven't even began teaching him that." I gestured to him, how sliding down the stairs on....da*n it.....my metal platter which holds several important black magic liquids up stairs, now bringing some metal cars with him.

".. Is it bad I think that looks fun" Muse grinned, watching him